UPDATE: Pizza Port sex scandal announcement has been confirmed as a planned practical joke.
Holy Ship and its partner’s Norwegian cruise line must be accommodating of everyone, including offering a diverse food selection for their guests. In some cases, though, they have to accommodate the law as well and stop a certain activity from taking place. Sadly…this has come to include sex with the pizza. A picture that’s been going around online reveals a PSA that kindly reminded passengers that sex with their pizza can bring health consequences and pose a danger to guests aboard the ship.
“Due to incidents on previous sailings in which patrons engaged in uncouth behavior in the cafe, we feel it is our duty to remind our guests that pizza is for eating, not fornicating. Sexual acts with our handcrafted pizza can bring unintended health consequences and can pose a safety hazard for other passengers aboard our journey.”
Whether this medical bay provides a specialist who can provide therapy or a specially shaped pizza is still unknown.
this is greatest thing we’ve ever done. if there’s anything to take away from 4 days on ship, it’s pranking an entire boat & 100 media outlets. don’t fuck the pizza https://t.co/tZHcTMMZ61
— david (@hoescrabshack) January 10, 2018