We can all agree that We Are Your Friends was a captivating piece of cinema that accurately reflected our generation and the music that comes behind it. Critics were flabbergasted at the truths of a passion driven DJ who risks it all to find that magical number that always rocks the crowd (except Technoheads, allegedly).

Paradise was destroyed recently when the movie’s star Zac Effon’s girlfriend of two years Sami Miro was shocked to the point of outrage at a vicious lie she discovered. She made the realization that he was in fact, not truly able to DJ live as he appeared to be able to during the course of the film.

“It was one thing when we found out with some research that he wasn’t actually a star basketball player and singer at East High,” says an anonymous homegirl of Mirò’s , “But then we dug deeper and found out he was also going around telling people he was about to go on vacation with Robert DeNiro in celebration of marrying some female who WASN’T Sami.” The latter story followed Zac’s failure to mix in key several times at an after-after party where loads of Future progressive house was played; this was effectively the last straw.

“We gave him a piece of our mind, them Sami left to be with a real DJ,” the homegirl continued, referencing Alex of EDM Outfit DVBBS. “She’s about to be so taken care of with a real EDM person, that music is blowing up right now and we’re just trying to keep up with like…” she had trouble finishing that sentence and wandered out of the room.

We were able to grab exclusive footage of the incident between the two ex-lovers.

(Satire)

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