For those who can only refer to OWSLA’s head honcho Skrillex as “Sonny,” this may be the perfect poem to describe your inner hipster woes. A hilarious vomit of thought from reddit or ChipsAndDiplo turns Kanye West’s skit from his new album “The Life of Pablo” into a specific opinion on Skrillex’s professional career.

I miss the old Skrillex, straight from LA Skrillex
Chop up the vox Skrillex, set on his goals Skrillex
I hate the new Skrillex, the bland beats Skrillex
The always trap Skrillex, quiet in the news Skrillex
I miss the sweet Skrillex, chop up the beats Skrillex
I gotta say, at that time I’d like to meet Skrillex
See I invented Skrillex, It wasn’t any Skrillex’s
And now I look and look around and there’s so many Skrillex’s
I used to love Skrillex, I used to love Skrillex
I even had the black glasses, I thought I was Skrillex
What if Skrillex made a song about Skrillex
Called “I Miss The Old Skrillex”? Man, that’d be so Skrillex
That’s all it was Skrillex, we still love Skrillex
And I love you like Skrillex loves Skrillex

While some may rush to agree with the subject matter, the redactor makes a clear point that he knows enough to think beyond this mentality about the Bass Music icon: “I don’t actually hate the new Skrillex I just really, really needed a break from my assignments and did this out of boredom while listening to Kanye.”

If that poem read to you like some sort of sacred gospel you should actually follow…well, lighten up.

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